idontneedsavin:

yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch

(Source: imnotsorrydamon, via p-refect)

ponies-and-politics:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG

(via my-life-is-a-sitcom)

vagisodium:

one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever

(via turninganewpage-myownstory)

alberoni:

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: sharonosbourne, via nemotheemo)